Tsiku la Abambo latsala pang'ono kutha, komabe ozengereza padziko lonse lapansi akufufuzabe mphatso za Tsiku la Abambo pamphindi yomaliza. Makamaka, omwe samakuwa ndidagula izi chifukwa zinali zotumizidwa ku Prime. (Osachepera, ndi zomwe ndikuchita panopa.) Kwa ife omwe tili ndi abambo kapena okondedwa athu m'miyoyo yathu omwe amadziwika ndi nthabwala zawo, pali chitsenderezo chowonjezereka chom'pezera mphatso yomwe ingamupangitse kuti asokonezeke. chachiwiri akung'amba pepala lokulunga. Koma kodi chimenecho sichiri vuto lalikulu nthaŵi zonse? Kupatula apo, ndiye munthu yemwe amatiseka nthawi zonse (nthabwala za abambo acorny ndi zonse). Sitingathe kwenikweni kumupatsa tayi ina yotopetsa yakale. Ngakhale munthu oh munthu, zingakhale zosavuta ...
Koma bwerani - ndife opanga kwambiri kuposa pamenepo! Kenako bwererani ku spatulas ndikuyika pansi ma hoses amunda. Chaka chino, tipatsa bambo mphatso yoyenera kwa munthu amene nthabwala zake zopambana zimatipangitsa kuti tizisamala. (Chabwino, ngakhale kuti nthawi zina zimakwiyitsa pang’ono.) Chifukwa kusonyeza Atate kuti timawaganizira kumatanthauza kuwapezera mphatso imene samayembekezera. Mphatso yomwe sadzayiwala - ndikuigwiritsa ntchito, akamaliza kuseka m'mimba. Ngati pakufunika thandizo pang'ono mu dipatimenti imeneyo, musadandaule. Tasonkhanitsa mphatso zochititsa chidwi, zaluso, zomwe sitinaziwonepo-izi-zinakhale ngati mphatso zomwe zingathandize abambo m'moyo wanu kukhala pansi. Kapenanso, mwetulirani. (Hei, chilichonse chomwe mungapeze!)
Psst: Ngati mukugula chinthu pamndandandawu, CafeMom atha kulandira kudula pang'ono. Chinthu chilichonse ndi mtengo wake ndi waposachedwa pa nthawi yofalitsidwa; komabe, chinthu chikhoza kugulitsidwa kapena mtengo ungakhale wosiyana pambuyo pake.
Abambo ambiri ali ndi makapu okongola kwambiri - ndizo dala, kapena chifukwa chakuti chaka chilichonse, palibe amene amadziwa zomwe angamupeze. Koma ndili wokonzeka kubetcherana kuti nthawi zonse amatha kugwiritsa ntchito imodzi yomwe imamupangitsa kuseka nthawi iliyonse akathira kapu yake yam'mawa ya Joe.
Zedi, Abambo nthawi zonse amakonda nthabwala za abambo awo (zoyipa). Koma bukuli limuthandiza kuti asamavutike ngati ali ndi dzimbiri, kapena kumuphunzitsa zatsopano ngati ali pamsika. Mulimonse momwe zingakhalire, zimamupangitsa kuseka kuchokera Tsamba No.
Aaaa ndi bambo omwe nthawi zonse amakhala ndi nthabwala zawozawo, malaya awa akonzekeretsa ena zomwe sizingapeweke.
Ngati pali chinthu chimodzi chomwe chimagwirizanitsa abambo kulikonse, ndichoti amakonda kugona bwino. Makamaka mwachisawawa, amene amawoneka kuti amabwera pa nthawi yosayenera ali pampando. "NapSack" yosangalatsa iyi ikhoza kukhala panjira yake nthawi ina akadzanena, "Ingopumitsani maso anga kwa mphindi imodzi ... "
Ndikudziwa, ndikudziwa - osati masokosi ena! Koma ndikulonjeza, iyi ndiyofunika. Kwa abambo omwe amakhalanso okonda mowa, masokosi awa ndi osangalatsa komanso othandiza. (Mphatso yabwino kwambiri!)
Kunena za abambo okonda mowa ... paketi yosangalatsayi ndi gawo la mphatso ya gag, gawo loyenera kukhala ndi chowonjezera paulendo. (Zowona, mapaketi a fanny akubwereranso!)
Chigoba chosangalatsachi chikhoza kukhala cha 2016 pang'ono, koma Hei, ndizosangalatsa monga momwe zimayambira pamsika. Ndipo ndiyabwino kwa abambo okonda Star Wars.
Awa ndi a abambo omwe amadziwika ndi nthabwala zawo zakufa - komanso kunena kuti "Ayi" pa chilichonse. (Ngati ali bambo wachinyamata, izi mwina zimagwira ntchito bwinoko, chifukwa zitha kugwiritsidwa ntchito kwambiri.)
Ahem, kukamba za abambo a achinyamata ... Kanema wandalama wothandizawa ndi wa iwo omwe amadana ndi kunyamula chikwama chaching'ono m'thumba lakumbuyo (komanso amamva ngati akuwonongera mwana wawo wamkazi tsiku lililonse zomwe adapulumutsa moyo wake).
Apatseni bambo pitsa ya tchizi, brewskie, ndi TV kuti awonere masewera atsopano ... chabwino, adzakhala okonzeka kwambiri. Masokisi osangalatsa awa a pizza (omwe amabwera pamagulu anayi) pomwe amamuthandiza kukhala womasuka akamapuma.
Khulupirirani kapena ayi, iyi si mphatso ya gag chabe - imagwira ntchito! Chifukwa cha Bluetooth, nthochi yosangalatsayi imatha kugwirizanitsa ndi iPhone yake kuti ilole Abambo kulankhula kwa maola 10 isanaperekedwenso.
Chabwino, kotero iyi ikhoza kukhala yosakhala yothandiza kwambiri pa mphatso; koma ndizoseketsa ndithu. Kwa abambo omwe sangadziwike kwenikweni chifukwa cha luso lawo lamasewera (kupatula luso lawo lakutali pa TV), izi zimamupangitsa kuseka.
Kwa abambo okonda mowa kulikonse, chothandizira chosambirachi ndi mphatso ya gag, komanso yabwino mukaganizira. Osanenapo, ndizoseketsa!
Tinene kuti: Abambo amakonda nthabwala zabwino zachimbudzi. Koma angadabwe ndi momwe amakondera chowonadi chabwino cha poop, nawonso. Buku losangalatsali lipatsa abambo mbiri yosangalatsa (komanso yosangalatsa) pazonse zomwe muyenera kudziwa za Nambala 2.
Si chinsinsi abambo amakonda nyama yankhumba. Chabwino, pangani kuti aliyense azikonda nyama yankhumba. Koma kodi pakhala pali china chilichonse chonga abambo kuposa zotokosera zam'mano za nyama yankhumba izi? Kunena zoona, sindingaganizire chimodzi.
Kwa ambiri a ife ana a zaka za m'ma 80 ndi m'ma 90, Bob Ross ndi chithunzi. Chifaniziro chosonkhanitsidwachi chipangitsa Abambo kuseka - ndikuganiza za "timitengo ting'onoting'ono tachimwemwe" nthawi iliyonse akachiwona patebulo lawo.
(Pepani chifukwa cha nthabwala zonse za mphika, koma tiyeni tikhale enieni - uku ndi kusonkhanitsa kwa abambo!) Thandizani Big Guy kuti akwaniritse cholinga chake pamene akugwira ntchito yake ... chabwino, mukudziwa.
Ndi munthu wanji wokonda Masewera a Mpando wachifumu yemwe sangafune Mpando Wake Wachifumu Wachitsulo? (Bwerani, izi ndizoseketsa.)
Chabwino, kotero iyi siinachokera kwa ana, koma ndi mphatso yabwino kwa mwamuna aliyense amene amakonda kuwombera grill. Adzakonda mobisa kuvala izi nthawi yonse yachilimwe.
Kandulo wa soya wothiridwa pamanja amanunkhira bwino akayatsidwa. Koma tiyeni tinene zoona: Zipangitsanso aliyense amene wadutsako kuseka - makamaka Abambo. (Pazifukwa zodziwikiratu.)
Kodi Bambo amangokhalira kufunsira kukwapula msana? Chowotcha ichi (chomwe chimapangidwa ngati mini yard rake) chikhala chothandiza pamene akumva kuyabwa.
Chinthu chimodzi chotsimikizika: Sadzaiwala amene adampatsa T-shetiyi nthawi iliyonse akavala. (Ndiponso ena onse oyandikana nawo sadzatero.)
Mwambiwu ukhoza kukhalapo kwa nthawi ndithu, koma ndikuganiza tonse tingavomereze kuti si woseketsa. (Ine ndikutsimikiza Atate adzatero, nawonso.)
Kodi mwakhala mukusowa zovala zamkati zoyera, koma mwakhala kutali ndi kwathu ndipo mukuvutitsidwa kwa nthawi? Kunena zoona, ine ngakhale—koma ndine wokonzeka kubetcherana kuti Adadi ali nako. Kapenanso, angasangalale ndi nthabwala za zovala zamkati “nthawi yomweyo,” zomwe zimabwera m'kabokosi kakang'ono ka malata ndipo zimangofunika madzi owonjezera kuti zikule. Mawu oti amalondawo amati, “ndi bwino kukhala ndi kabudula wamkati wonyowa kuposa kukhala ndi kabudula wamkati n’komwe!”
Ngati cholembera cha Mpando wa Chitsulo sichinali chokwanira, chotchinga cha Game of Thrones - choyenera kuyika pakhomo la garaja ya Abambo kapena phanga la munthu - chichita chinyengo.
Ndipo ngati sipanakhale nthabwala zokwanira kale ... Khofi sanalawepo bwino chonchi!
Anyengerereni bambo kuti aganize kuti akumanganso tayi, ndipo muone momwe nkhope yawo ikuwala ataona kuti mkati mwake muli zakudya zopatsa thanzi. CLASSIC.
Kugwira ntchito pamasewera ake a gofu sikunakhale kosangalatsa. Iliyonse pamipira ya gofu iyi ya emoji ili ndi nkhope ya emoji yosiyana yomwe Abambo adagwiritsa ntchito m'malemba ake.
SEKANI. Ngati ma curls okhawo omwe abambo amapeza masiku ano ndikukweza kutali kwa TV kuti ayatse Netflix, thanki iyi ikhoza kukhala yabwino.
Mwana wake wamkati adzalandira kuthamangitsidwa kuchokera ku sopo wa Aquaman-themed, zomwe zidzamupangitsa kumva ngati "amalamulira chubu" nthawi iliyonse akadumphira m'madzi. (Bonasi: Imabweranso mumutu wa Batman ndi Superman, nawonso!)
Abambo ndithudi amakonda pun yabwino (mosasamala kanthu momwe mukuganiza kuti iwo ali). Imeneyi ikupereka sewero lalikulu la mawu - choperekera "mixtape" chomwe chimapereka ... chabwino, tepi!
Abambo angayamikire malo abwino osungira zosintha zawo zonse - ndikupeza chiwongolero champhamvu kuchokera ku banki ya "fanny" yowumbidwa ndi matako yomwe imapangitsa phokoso lokweza mukayikamo ndalama. (Ndani sakanatero?!)
Kodi bambo amangokhalira kutsutsa kuchuluka kwa zimbudzi zomwe ana amadutsamo? Lowani nawo gululi! Mpukutu woseketsa wa tepi muyeso uwu ukhoza kupangitsa aliyense kuseka.
\n'+(null!=(i=l.each.call(null!=a?a:{},null!=(i=null!=a?a.post:a)?i.tags:i ,{dzina:”aliyense”,hashi:{},fn:n.program(19,t,0),inverse:n.noop,data:t}))?i:””)+”
\n'+(null!=(i=l.each.call(null!=a?a:{},null!=(i=null!=a?a.post:a)?i.tags:i ,{dzina:”aliyense”,hashi:{},fn:n.program(48,t,0),inverse:n.noop,data:t}))?i:””)+”
Nthawi yotumiza: Jul-01-2019